my snapchats are the best

my snapchats are the best

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

striders:

grabmyjacket:

striders:

does gus even know what a metaphor is?? how is contributing money to the tobacco industry a metaphor???? what is holding an unlit cigarette in your mouth in front of a girl with cancer a metaphor of???

Read the book

i can think of at least 900 things I would rather do than read another josh green book

shrekmin:

accidentally in love / shrekmin au

shrek and armin meet over the summer. it feels like the perfect love. they both get each other completely. but as summer comes to an end, will they be able to keep their romance alive? or will it sizzle out with the summer sun?

ah yes. the one in which blaine kidnaps kurt, ties him to a chair, slices his fingers off, and pops his eyeballs out with a spoon. i remember it well

ah yes. the one in which blaine kidnaps kurt, ties him to a chair, slices his fingers off, and pops his eyeballs out with a spoon. i remember it well

i won’t let you forget

i won’t let you forget

samcedes is the worst thing to happen to glee. i would rather scoop out my eyeballs with a rusty spork and then squeeze lemon juice into the open sockets than continue watching sam and mercedes make out

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor