this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
they kiss a lot and are very gay
marco was in snk for like 5 minutes before he died and his ambiguously gay relationship with jean is still more important to the fandom than historia and ymirs canon lesbianing
on the contrary. just as you can’t truly appreciate light until you have known darkness, you cannot truly know that feel when no gf until you’ve experienced that feel when gf. not to say that the feelings of those who have never had a gf are invalid, only that the purest form of that feel comes from truly knowing what those with no gf miss out on.
you can enjoy life without knowing death, but once you learn that you will die someday, life becomes much more precious. in the same way, that feel when no gf is only enhanced when the feeler is introduced to the opposite feel
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?